July 2012
152 posts
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June 2012
93 posts
I apologize now for any Inconveniance from my page updating about to occur
Potterheads, let's raise our wands today, in honor...
samrgarrett:
cureempaffu:
knickerdoodles:
agentleviathan:
celestialteez:
porcelainblainers:
veggieveggielove:
fedorasandnewsboycaps:
justleavemehere:
welcomeeto1derland:
shavingryansprivates:
the best 52 seconds in film history
I actually just died
ah, the things found on tumblr.
I am laughing so hard I’m crying, not even exaggerating.
WHAT THE FUCK I’M DYING
what...
Homestead part 3 wont upload see my facebook :(
Wow
After eight years and a reported $5 billion in development, the U.S. Army is ditching its pixelated-looking uniform in favor of something that doesn’t look like it was borrowed from the “Contra” Nintendo game. The design, known as the Universal Camouflage Pattern (UCP), has failed at doing what camo should do: Hide our soldiers. “If we can see our own guys across a...
I have to remind myself that some birds aren't...
IDk what I did, but I love you.
Those people with cars as their profile pictures...
sodamnrelatable:
so… you’re a transformer?
via sodamnrelatable
*Me tumbling*
Mom: You have been on the computer the whole day
Me: So?
Mom: You should live each day like it's your last
Me: If this was the last day of my life, I would be on the internet posting about it
Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: Lolol your car's a piece of shit.
Me: FUCKING MOVE THE LIGHT IS GREEN FOR A MOTHERFUCKING REASON
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: MOTHER FUCKER CAN YOU NOT SEE ME HERE
yo danny fenton he was just 14
theimpossibilityofcrows:
getinloserweregoinblogging:
kellatrix:
thundergoddess:
calliopeisababe:
princeofdoki:
eldritchwaltz:
pyralspite:
statters:
pyjamaprodigy:
when his parents built a very strange machine
it was designed to view a world unseen
to join the black parade
she took the midnight train going anywhere
now youre just somebody that i used to know
sweet...
What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
melohnade:
Luke warm.
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard...
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
crazedoriginality:
zigzag0on:
fagmander:
nintendoggystyle:
is there holy bible fanfiction
jesus fucking christ
looks more like jesus fucking noah
wilwheaton:
A man with approximately $24,900,000,000 has just promised “limitless” support of the Republican nominee for president. Literally. Casino billionaire Sheldon Adelson is ready to crush any opposition to Romney, simply by dropping giant golden checks on the heads of those who dare to question the supremacy of the rich. The future of American politics comes down to one question - can...