May 2012
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April 2012
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Apr 30th
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ohh man Obamas comments on Romney and the Hunger...
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Is it really that bad...
foreveryoungxalwaysmissed: that anyone that can quote mean girls can get in my pants 100X’s easier… Ahahaha(:
Apr 27th
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Apr 25th
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I have been on tumblr long enough to see it go from Topless Tuesday to To Much Info Tuesday
Apr 25th
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Apr 22nd
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Replacements for 'Cool Story, Bro'
hurricane-christine: Fascinating discourse, chum Riveting fable, comrade Intriguing anecdote, brethren Perpetuating argument, colleague Sweet saga, yo Waste of time, jerk Spellbinding reiteration there, my chummy Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one Interesting intellect, imbecile Trepidating bore, fetus Ballin’ gossip, dawg  OHmy god.
Apr 22nd
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WatchWatch
acourtney: buy-me-food-because-i: haave-you-met-ted: deestarvivo: My daughter has chosen the Dark Side omg. jesus christ omfg literally laughing out loud hahah awe omg.
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Back of street sign outside meps says “cool story bro”
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“If you are allergic to a thing, it is best not to put that thing in your mouth,...”
–  Lemony Snicket (via consumedbyflames)
Apr 14th
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“I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about....”
– Red
Apr 14th
“The funny thing is, on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I...”
– Andy Dufresne
Apr 14th
Andy: I'm a rock hound. At least I was in my old life. I would like to be again on a limited basis.
Red: Or maybe you'd like to sink your toy into someone skull.
Andy: No, I have no enemies here.
Red: Really? Wait a while. Word gets around. I've heard the Sisters have taken quite a liking to you—especially Bogs.
Andy: Does it help to tell them that I'm not homosexual?
Red: Neither are they. You have to be human first. They don't qualify. Bull queers take by force. It's all they want or understand. If I were you, I'd grow eyes in the back of my head.
Andy: Thanks for the advice.
Apr 14th
“There’s not a day goes by I don’t feel regret. Not because I’m...”
– Red ~Shawshank
Apr 14th
“I heard you like the wild ones”
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addictedtotimid asked: If you could visit any place, where would it be and why?
Apr 14th
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Anonymous asked: What's your favorite thing to do in your spare time?
Apr 14th
bengoestoikea asked: Why do possums have an odd number of nipples?
Apr 14th
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Reblog if you want your followers to ask you...
Apr 14th
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Im bored
anyone feel this way?
Apr 14th
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Im going in as a 25 U!
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OMG, New Tumblr layout...
Check it out at mainebilly.tumblr.com Took out the Pat and me Fist Pounding it pick (been there since I started bloggin’.   we see how I feel in the morning as to wether i keep my new pics up or not.
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Apr 12th
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Two churches located across the street from each...
vagina-thumper:
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