October 2011
111 posts
Reblog if you've seen yourself naked
summerlust143:
^ what sluts.
Raining Leaves
I noticed today, that the wonders of driving in the state of Maine, are abundant. The fact that Maine drivers seem to actually know how to drive, or maybe the sights. Like today, on my way into work, I drove through my local neighborhood, and saw a great many things.
I saw the kids getting off of their school busses, the dogs roaming in their yards. The neighbors out talking with each...
Voldemort is a lot like a teenage girl.
dazlious:
He has a diary, a favourite ring and necklace, a tiara, a special cup, a pet he adores, and an obsession with a famous teenage boy.
But I’m pretty sure teenage girl’s have a nose.
In Highschool, hard a it may sound, I was turned on by teenage girls, and not really turned on by the Dark Lord.
Reblog if you want a creepy message.
erics0n:
is this real life
OMG… Kinda reminds of the hot wheels game for PC
I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
between-rage-and-serenity:
because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.
Yeah, we’re expecting a baby
but it could be a velociraptor.
My heart goes at the speed of light
But the exit signs always on my mind,...
– Miranda Cosgrove (better then the original by Ke$ha)
OHH NOOOOOO
Good news Y’all, the Iraqi war is over! WOOT!
Bad news, the army will no longer have a need for me, so all thoughts of ever becoming a part of the United States Army… slim to none. Kinda blows the dreams of my childhood once again.
Becoming an architech, needs math skills…
Working at apple, no drive…
Being a Doctor, no fun…
Being a piolet, idk…
Being...
MARGARET,
I
LOVE
YOU
Anonymous asked: you've got a smile that could light up this whole town
Anonymous asked: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Anonymous asked: the one of your choice
Anonymous asked: Who was your first love? How did you guys meet?
Anonymous asked: Why am I watching a scary movie by myself?
Anonymous asked: All I can say is it was enchanting to meet you
addictedtotimid asked: meow meow meow meow meow meow meow I'm bored! How are you doing today?
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Inbox Me personally, and Ill be honest.
Ask Me
Inbox Me personally, and Ill be honest.
Guys. Google is 13 today. A teenager. We're... →
“What is the capital of Peru?”
“How the fuck should I know? Go figure it out yourself, lazy ass.”