January 2011
17 posts
Winning the trophy means nothing.
I guess I just don’t play well with others.
CUz I beat win at everything…
Except at making friends.
Guess when it comes down to it…
Im a loser!
I am getting pretty sick of the political BS of the Tucson shootings. Right blaming left for blaming the right. JUST STOP. You can analyze it all you want, but you forget the most important part. THE LOSS OF LIVES, screw politics, we will never know why he did it. But remember those who died or were injured by it.
For all we know he was a crazy republican, and he was spurred on by the...
I think Tumblrians should create a...
halfwayoutofthedark:
Imagine just casually reading in public and you hear the cry of a fellow Tumblr user…
You’d look up in hopefully, attempting to locate the cry of your brothers…
Think you know who initiated the call…
Stare at eachother and nod in socially awkward acknowledgement…
Then you’d be all…
Everyone would be looking at you like…
Things would turn beautifully...
How you know you've won.
The Girl: Cuz she still with you after the first hour
The Fight: You got a black eye, but he got the jail time
The Fued with the Girl: You have a kitchen knife in your leg, and she has agreed that white bread makes a better sandwich.
The Ex Fight: She has finally deleted all Facebook Pics, and she wont talk to you.
The Prize: Floyde Landis and the French Police are giving a needle as prize.
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Sheez
I just saw a profile picture on Facebook that looked Justin Beiber, so I hovered my courser/mouse over him to see which Beiber addicted friend had changed their profile to him. It said it was my cousin. My male cousin. Now I was wondering, is my cousin gay, or… dare I speak it… Beiber Crazy? Alas his dignity was saved as it was a picture of him, but he looks like Beiber, which...
SEXUAL INNUENDO
its my 69th post. so figured I say something dumb. ”Something dumb”. There.
Sucky Sick
I hate when your sick and feel like sleeping but you really dont want to. When your legs are going crazy to move, but your to lazy or can’t get up. That sucks about being sick.
Authors are heros, just FYI.
Battery Handicaps
So at work I tend to us this bad analogie for phone batteries, however it does apply to much more. You know this isnt a tech blog no more, what am I doing… ohh yeah, I’m rambling, SUCKERS… MUWAHAHAHA. Anyways… batteries are often left in the phones to sit on their charging bases just about twenty-four seven and then the owner complains their battery has lasted only like...
I think if you can get high on music, i have done it… I AM HAPPY AS CLAMMY DUCK!
The life of the Mac Fan...
SO my nabour told me a local school is selling old MLTI macbooks at $100 each. I come home tell m dad im buying three, and he says “YOU ALREADY HAVE TWO… really?”. WHen I said yes, he just said under his breath “go figure…”
Ducks.... yes I'm feeling Ducky at the moment!
Happy as a clam? Are they really happy? If I was a clam, all clammy and cold and wet… Id probably be suicidal. Since im happy… I don’t get that statement. So… IDK, Im happy as a Duck, I am DUCKY…
EVER SEEN A DEPRESSED DUCK? Even in times of Duck Depressions such as the great Duck Food shortage of the summer ‘10, do you know how many ducks committed suicide?...
Baby Your A Firework,
Let Your Colors Burst…
DOn’t Worry Im so pissed many colors are about to BURST!!!
